that was then, this is now [entries|friends|calendar]
Rackham Rose

[ userinfo | livejournal userinfo ]
[ calendar | livejournal calendar ]

[07 Jun 2008|01:06pm]
[ mood | jubilant ]
[ music | a fairly awesome speech ]

Hey, Senator Clinton?

You know how a couple of months ago you made that little speech about the sky opening up and choirs of angels singing and light shining down and everybody knowing they had to do the right thing?

Self-fulfilling prophecies don't have to suck. :D

1 comment|post comment

WOOOOOOO [04 Jun 2008|02:10pm]
[ mood | yaaaaaay!! ]

DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE NOMINEE PARTAAAAAAAY

16 comments|post comment

Balticon 42: Things I Learned Once I Remembered My Towel [30 May 2008|09:56pm]
[ mood | above all, happy ]
[ music | "Whiskey In The Jar", Steve Haug ]

I had planned to put this post off for a bit--I have what I think is pinkeye, and so I'm wearing a really old pair of glasses that make everything look utterly wonky and make me have to squint in a weird way until I can get to the eye doctor tomorrow--but Balticon was so completely awesome that I can't just sum it up with "that was cool, more later".

The only thing like a sound bite I can offer is: BALTICON WAS MADE OF AWESOME.

You all should have been there. You seriously all should have been there. It was the greatest con experience I've ever had, bar none, packed end to end with epic win.

In no particular chronological order, here are some things that made it so great.

*`-,--
I had this revelation about unicorns )
*`-,--
Guess who became a superhero? )
*`-,--
These are my friends, see how they glisten... )
*`-,--
Whiskey in the jar-o )
*`-,--
A compelling reason to never, ever miss the masquerade )
*`-,--

In short: I was braver than I usually know how to be, and I had my eyes opened, and even now that I'm away from this amazing, laid-back, talented and warm community of people, I can't stop being happy. I saw people I already loved, and made wonderful new friends, and I gave of myself and received amazing gifts and I'm starting to suspect that thinking about the time I had makes me shine a little.

I'm sure there are dozens of things I'm forgetting to tell you, things I won't remember to write down until tomorrow or next week or months from now, but what I most want you to know is that it was wonderful--like being perfectly at home in my own skin, and in a crowd, and with the things that stir my curiosity and hold my interest.

Also I wrote a haiku about sci-fi spoilers and got a free copy of a magazine called Cthulhu Sex.

14 comments|post comment

hurrrr [07 May 2008|12:50pm]
[ mood | busyyyyyy sorry :( ]

Clawing my way out from under a massive pile of Stuff Happening, and trying to pretend I'm not excited about Speed Racer despite the fact that I have never ever seen the series. (I mean. Roger Allam. He was the original English Javert and this will be his second Wachowski brothers movie where he plays a villain. It's a little burst of yay in my small and very silly brain.)

Also, the current job market is made of suck, but that's not really news.

Until I have something else interesting to say, have some Cthulhu Christmas carols. My personal favourite is "It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Fish-Men".

5 comments|post comment

poking my head out for a little bit [16 Apr 2008|05:06pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]

I have a huge week coming up (more on that later), but for right now, have some more kink meme coming-out:

God, this is surpassing "prolific" and heading towards "graphomania".

Contempt of Court. Prompt was PW/Final Fantasy VII. No, I haven't played FF7 and I probably never will for a whole host of reasons, which is why it's short rather than having, you know, actual depth.

another bright red day. Prompt was a Phoenix Wright version of Sweeney Todd. May be revised and reposted here, but I'm pretty happy with it as a whole.

A straight-into-comment-box fic. Prompt was ALL YOUR BASE etc etc.

Once Upon A Dream. Prompt was Sailor Moon SuperS crossover wherein Edgeworth's dream mirror gets stolen. There is a terrible sucky grammar error in part 2 that's driving me crazy, my OTP is showing like nobody's business, and you can tell what an awful romantic I am... but, you know what, if I can't be a romantic on the kink meme then I can't be one anywhere.

...Until Someone Loses An Eye. Prompt was Edgeworth finding out about the "Perfect Prosecutor" game. (The alternate ending was Phoenix comparing it to Cooking Mama.)

And now for the (extremely belated) Really Big Reveal:

the choice you make. Prompt was "Phoenix or Edgeworth in Silent Hill". Initially I thought it'd just be a one-shot. Then I thought it might be two or three parts. And eventually I ended up with eighteen chapters' worth of monsters, guilt issues, Thematic Elements, and elevators. I am ridiculously proud of this fic, flaws and all, but especially because it was what really opened the floodgates.

Now for a tall glass of water and some backyard bunny-watching. :3

6 comments|post comment

we now interrup--*KEYBOARDSMASH* EDGEWORTH!!1!! [09 Apr 2008|12:41pm]
[ mood | omg omg omg ]

TOGETHER, THEY FIGHT CRIME.

I have never ordered a game from Japan but so help me the promise of Edgeworth in ur crime scenes, pretendin hes Lennie Briscoe makes me happyflail so hard I nearly broke my chair. Out of all the characters in the series, he was the one I least expected to love, and the one who reached right into my chest and grabbed my heart the hardest, and and and. Basically I'm shamefully gay for him. especially when he looks like he's trying to be Bruce Wayne, omg Edgeworth I wish I knew how to quit you ♥

12 comments|post comment

hey guys [03 Apr 2008|02:58pm]
[ mood | braaaaains ]

It's been brought to my attention that there's going to be a zombie walk (zombie lurch?) later this month in Baltimore. I'm ridiculously excited about this, but I'm having a tough time figuring out what to wear.

Poll #1165313 Zombie Walk '08!
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All

So what do you guys think?

View Answers

Zombie artist
1 (4.0%)

Zombie lawyer
10 (40.0%)

Zombie nurse
11 (44.0%)

Zombie senator
3 (12.0%)

Other (specify in comments)
0 (0.0%)

13 comments|post comment

what I did with my April Fool's Day [02 Apr 2008|04:00pm]
[ mood | cheerful ]

I wrote a poem!

Why do birds suddenly appear
Every time you are near?
Oh, right: you're Tippi Hedren.


ba dum CHING

Also I got rickrolled for the very first time yesterday. BY THE YOUTUBE FRONT PAGE. It was kind of awesome.

Also also, and unrelated--does anyone in the DC area want to try to get tickets to the production of "Macbeth" that Teller's directing? The run is sold-out, so it'd be standing room only, but the reviews have all been so positive that it seems like it'd be well worth it.

3 comments|post comment

movie gripes [31 Mar 2008|01:59pm]
My dad, [info]heerojf and I went to see 21 on Friday. (Boy, was it ever fun sitting in between my menfolk and geeking out over the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull trailer. DO WANT.)

It's a good movie, and it played beautifully to what little math geekery I can muster (like, for example, an entire scene devoted to the Monty Hall Problem, which my uncle explained to me on Easter), but there was really one major thing about it that bugged me.

Why is it that in any movie or TV show or whatever, when people go to Las Vegas, they end up having full-on, butt-nekkid sex against a window on the gazillionth floor? Isn't it chilly and uncomfortable? Does no one worry that some weirdo with high-powered binoculars--and you never can tell, in Vegas--is going to see what they did there?

The dorktastic best friend named Miles was a huge plus, though. I'm so easy to please.
8 comments|post comment

because there should be a "kink meme coming out" day [27 Mar 2008|06:41pm]
[ mood | can't. stop. WRITING ]
[ music | LEEROOOOOOOOOOY... JENKINNNNNS ]

So, uh. After finishing Trials and Tribulations, I discovered the Phoenix Wright Kink Meme.

It's like somebody administered a thousand-volt charge to the part of my brain that goes "MUST WRITE" and turned it into one of those shambling but basically unstoppable zombies like you see in a George Romero movie.

These aren't all of the fics I've done to date--some of them I'm not admitting to yet because they're not finished, and others I may never admit to because my romantic side is embarrassingly evident (not in a bodice-ripper way, but still). And some of them need revision, and will probably be reposted here with expansions and clarifications and blah blah blah.

ANYWAY. Here's what I'll admit to! (All work-safe except for occasional language.)

That one where Gourdy turns out to be Old Gregg. Prompt was a Mighty Boosh/Phoenix Wright crossover.

Unlocked Achievement: Attorneys At LOL. Prompt was Edgeworth, Phoenix, and Franziska playing Halo teenage-boy-style.

Anonymous Vs. Livejournal and subsequent Manfred von Anonymous comments in the thread. (Angry prissy von Karma attempting to pwn people on LJ is so much fun to write it should probably be illegal.)

One very silly Manfred von Karma icon to go with the "DL-6 version of Amadeus" prompt. (Note: he does not absolve you at the end of the movie.)

Surpraiz Intarnet Buttsecks. Prompt was the Phoenix Wright characters finding the meme.

Puppy Love. Prompt was Pess x Missile and I sincerely hope someone draws those puppies.

Sign of Weakness. Prompt was Lana discovering she's pregnant with Gant's child. Needs revision.

Icons to go with the fic "The Legend Of Edgeworth", which is awesome and epic and in-character and makes me laugh extremely hard.

This meme is really less like crack and more like being the cook at an all-you-can-eat buffet where you make potstickers and chocolate mousse and omelettes for hungry people who then crash a ROFLcopter into your house.

7 comments|post comment

WE'RE ALL WAITING FOR YOUR EPIC PERFORMANCE, MR. KUDO [22 Mar 2008|09:02pm]
hurr hurr so i forgot to post for like two months

Yeah, ADD rocks sometimes. ^^;;;;

Okay. What have I been up to?

* I got surprise laryngitis, and sounded like the demon from The Exorcist for a couple of days.
* I've now seen all the Alien and Predator movies, thanks to [info]heerojf.
* I finished the first three Phoenix Wright games in quick succession. (Trials and Tribulations didn't rock quite as hard as I'd expected--largely because I spent most of the game going "GODOT, YOU TOTAL DOUCHEBAG"--but the fifth case was so outrageously awesome that it made up for the other small disappointments.)
* I finally sat down and watched Casablanca. Which. My dad was surprised I'd never seen it before, and once I was about fifteen minutes in, I was kicking myself for not having watched it earlier.
* [info]angstnokami and I made gloves! Well, mostly. Mine aren't finished yet because I have to sew on a gazillion tiny bells.
* The Project Runway finale made me so mad I nearly punched my TV.

And, finally,
* I went to the DC KoL Prom in my Cinderella dress! (The tinfoil was part of the prom's robot sub-theme. In retrospect, though, it's not such a bad fashion statement...)
14 comments|post comment

mmmmmmonday [28 Jan 2008|12:42pm]
[ mood | hee hee! ]

First of all, I feel like a total ass for having made cannibalism jokes right before Heath Ledger died. Sorry. ._.

Second, and happier! Last night we got back from New York, where my sister had her College Jeopardy audition. Apparently it went really well (she was practicing her "TV face" all morning beforehand, I kid you not), and we'll know whether she made it by mid-March or so.

This time yesterday I was dragging my dad around 8th trying to find the Garment District. Because, of course, being the giant costume-freak and Project Runway devotee that I am, I was really excited about diving in and getting up to my elbows in Fashion. It was Sunday, so almost everything was closed (including Mood, but that's okay because neither of us remembered the address), but we did manage to hit quite a few places.

I found an amazing pair of blouses, a jacket, and a vest--for eleven bucks! They're totally gorgeous and I think they suit me to a tee.

I even took a picture! )

3 comments|post comment

nice juicy meat pies [22 Jan 2008|10:34am]
[ mood | accomplished ]
[ music | nomf nomf nomf ]

Well, despite the recipe not being formally done (it needs a second run with better meat), I can't help but share. ^_~

The crust part, and the directions for how to make it into pies, were largely adapted from a 1967 copy of "The Joy Of Cooking". Which is full of coffee stains and annotations like "use MORE CURRY", and I swear has a recipe for hardtack, which you have to hit with a mallet until it blisters. This particular recipe can be doubled, and I highly recommend it if you're serving more than one person.

*`-,--
here you'll sample Rackham Rose's meat pies... )

7 comments|post comment

hide the body, THEN stand facing the stove [21 Jan 2008|07:17pm]
[ mood | mmmmm meat ]
[ music | oven noises! ]

I have meat pies in the oven. Well, okay, teeny weeny little meatbiscuits, but they're puffing up and they smell delicious. I'm a little nervous, since this is my first attempt (not to mention my first time doing something more serious in the kitchen than scrambled eggs, grilled cheese, or microwave poutine), but with a little tweaking I think it could work very nicely.

Recipe to follow if it works!

EDIT:
Crust--totally 100% perfect.
Meat--needs to be fresh rather than out of the freezer, next time. :( Anyone want to come to my house for a haircut?

22 comments|post comment

spoilerless cloverfield haiku [18 Jan 2008|04:35pm]
[ mood | oh wtf abrams ]

Dear J.J. Abrams:
If we ever meet, I will
Punch you in the nuts.



Just saw it. Ranting in comments = encouraged.

22 comments|post comment

[18 Jan 2008|12:21pm]
So after, uh... a year?... I finally finished Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney. (See, after [info]yhibiki played through the first case with me to show me how awesome it was, I went out to try and get it, and ended up with Justice For All. I got all the way to the last case in that before figuring I'd probably better play the first one, as I was missing some crucial backstory with Edgeworth, and I got through the first four cases before my life went to hell. No, I haven't played Trials & Tribulations yet, and yes, I need a copy, it's right up there on my to-do list after your mom Okami, which I also can't find.)

Hence the icon.

Unfortunately, I now have several sheets of graph paper with case details written on them, and not notes from gameplay, either. I mean I have a whole case in the works--victims, witnesses, evidence and all. I know who's accused, who really did it, and who makes cameos at trial. In short? It's epic, and it's not even written yet.

Heeeeelp ;_;
3 comments|post comment

masterpiece failure [14 Jan 2008|12:55pm]
Last night, Masterpiece Theatre (which is now just called "Masterpiece", and will need only an exclamation point to make it a bad Broadway musical) aired a new adaptation of Jane Austen's Persuasion, as part of their six-week Jane Austen deliciousness-fest.

I like Persuasion. I love the 1995 movie, which is probably as close to perfect as I think any movie can ever get. But this new version...

Ehn.

Yes, it did have Anthony Stewart Head in it (HI THERE MR. HEAD WE'VE BEEN MISSING YOU LATELY), albeit in a small and sort of thankless part. But what really made me lose any scrap of interest I might have had?

During one of the early scenes, one of the characters describes Captain Wentworth as "the most handsomest man in the Navy".

For shame, PBS. D:


In unrelated news, BEST PICTURE: MUSICAL OR COMEDY, BITCHES!! ^o^ Okay, I would have been just as happy if Hairspray had won, but. MEAT PIE PARTY AT MY PLACE!
4 comments|post comment

a thought that struck me the other night [11 Jan 2008|05:36pm]
[ mood | yyyyeah ]

Gertrude:
But sooth, dear son, thy missives are so great
In number and in length--what import could thus
Consume thy fretful mind, and to what heart
Dost thou unfold this army of thy words?

Hamlet:
Madam, I know not--my most faithful friend
Horatio?

2 comments|post comment

luck, be a big ol' obese orange tabby tonight [10 Jan 2008|09:26pm]
[ mood | giggly ]

That was probably the funniest experience I've ever had with college a cappella.

My sister's jazz a cappella group, Take Five, was in town last night, and as a thank-you to our neighbours who were playing host to the male half of the group, they gave a very small concert in said neighbours' living room. It was pretty awesome--they did Howlin' Wolf's "Built For Comfort", and "Rehab", and my sister's big solo song, "Bei Mir Bist Du Schoen". (Which, I think, I may have to upload and distribute soon, since one of their concerts got recorded.)

Then, at my dad's request, they did "Luck Be A Lady" from Guys and Dolls. Which is soloed by a really adorable guy named Will. The acoustics in the living room were perfect, and the entire group was in great voice.

Now, our neighbours have a cat.

My mom told me about going over there once and having this cat--Peanut--come up to her and sit in her lap. She claimed that Peanut had to be twenty pounds at least. I had never seen Peanut before, and didn't really believe her.

But the cat wandered in about twenty minutes before the mini-concert.

I swear this cat is the love child of Jabba the Hutt and Oliver. He's huge. I mean, he's a giant tub of lard that purrs. When he sits down, it's like this puddle of cat spreads out on the floor. He's very sweet-tempered, and he purrs like a Harley if you pay even a little attention to him, but he's maybe four pounds shy of the Guinness Book of World Records.

So Peanut was hanging around during the mini-concert. And then, for some reason, when Will started singing, he decided he wanted in on the action.

No sooner does Take Five start in on the number than Peanut comes waddling onto the carpet and twining himself around Will's ankles. Of course, those of us who were watching were in stitches, and poor Will was trying very, very hard to keep a straight face.

He tried singing to Peanut, which made us laugh even harder. And then Peanut started "singing" along--and he actually seemed to have the rhythm of the song down.

I laughed so hard I cried. The group laughed so hard they flubbed one of the key changes at the end. And Peanut got big hugs from about two-thirds of the group, including Will, after the song was over.

6 comments|post comment

the history of the world, my sweet-- [07 Jan 2008|10:39am]
[ mood | oh, musical mostly ]

post-california dreamin' )

*`-,--
--is who gets eaten, and who gets to eat )

*`-,--

Hope everyone's new year is relaxed, and that your winter Festives (Festivi? Festivuses?) were enjoyable!

14 comments|post comment

navigation
[ viewing | most recent entries ]
[ go | earlier ]